Essscaaapaaades

damianic:

‘friend zone’ and ‘nice guys’ convo over skype w/ mia is the best rn bc i am raging at that term and just over all subject!!! it doesn’t help that what sparked this in the first place is bc the situation i’m in relates to that god awful term!!　

OHHHHYEAH.

Except we’re both so dirty rn we have to go take care ofit. ;)

No literally we smell like sunshine so we are each showering.

~~I love you Mary~~.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I am a baby chick momma! c:

jennamarbles:

How I Broke My Hand

I laughed so hard I cried a little. Leave it to Jenna marbles.

(Source: funnystuff4)

Tina Fey talking about her daughter Alice.

sex is complicated and people are weird: I dare you.

a-fictional-reality:

beautycutelove:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *insert name here*, (and I mean YOU pick, not me)

(Source: waychil)

scusinogranates:

essscaaapaaades:

scusinogranates:

essscaaapaaades replied to your post: oh yeah, guys, she’s dressing up tomorrow too….

I do that sometimes to fuck with Adam. ;o

New rule. Hot bi girls aren’t allowed to fuck with significant others. ~~Looking at you Mia and Emily.~~

>;)

You guys are little trolls! <3

They see us trollin’…. They hatin’….

scusinogranates:

essscaaapaaades replied to your post: oh yeah, guys, she’s dressing up tomorrow too….

I do that sometimes to fuck with Adam. ;o

New rule. Hot bi girls aren’t allowed to fuck with significant others. ~~Looking at you Mia and Emily.~~

>;)

hellms666:

sometimes i think i have a crappy blog until i remember there are blogs who correct did-yuo-kno

Warning…

I’m feeling snarky tonight (which is why I am logging off the computer now…).

But I’m still gonna be on my phone.

You’ve been warned.